Why I Have To Cover My Couch

Because every time I leave the house, I come home to find this.

The ONE piece of furniture he's not allowed on.  Anything left on the couch gets pushed to the floor or becomes his pillow.

And since he's almost deaf now, he doesn't hear us come home and jump off before he's seen.

"Uh-oh, I've been caught!  Am I in trouble?"

You?  In trouble?  With a face like that?

Not possible.